Crude Jokes
Friday, June 16th, 2006Crude SMS Jokes
☻Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry
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☻what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don’t know they never met!
☻Kiss’s r blown + kiss’s r wasted kiss’s rnt kiss’s unless they r tasted, kiss’s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE
im vacinated!
☻How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
☻last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky…. then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
☻mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth
☻What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
Some traffic signs say stop
☻This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start
jumping on it . Thank you
☻Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they’re black andcrispy.
☻Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
☻Your teeth are so yellow, ican’t believe it’s not butter!!!
☻Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
☻Yo mama’s so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
☻Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
☻mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
☻whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?….they r all stuck upcunts!
☻sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs…
and MULTIPLY!
☻how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? …………. ………… …tell you later !!!
☻At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this
SMS
☻farmer Joneshas got no sheep,
isn’t life a drag?
coz they’re all burning in a field
he’s got no sheep to shag
☻*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.
The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15’s
☻ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less
meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie
