Pick Up Lines
Friday, June 16th, 2006Pick Up Lines
☻The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
☻There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
☻Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone
you’ve never met and say, “Come on, we’re leaving.”
☻You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
☻You know, you’re very easy on the eyes…and very hard on my erection.
☻Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes?
☻Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers?
☻You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk
off in your shadow.
☻Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain’t 3.5 inches and it sure ain’t floppy.
☻What’s a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
☻Will you be my Xmas cracker? I’d really like to pull you.
☻Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
☻You are a 9.999. Well, you’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
☻You’re good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?
☻Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever saw.
☻Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
☻Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
☻Baicarumba…are those real?
☻Be unique and different, just say yes.
☻Can I flirt with you?
